How do you:

How do you:

Induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.

cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.

cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class.

get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Show them in a speed class.

get a horse to wash his own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.

get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.

get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.

make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.

get a show horse to set up perfectly and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.

induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.

make it rain? Mow a field of hay.

make a small fortune in the horse business? START WITH A LARGE ONE!


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Retired U.N.C.L.E agent. Living in Laurasia.
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