A German shepherd, a Lab, and a Siamese cat go to heaven…

A German Shepherd, a Labrador retriever, and a Siamese cat all die and go to heaven.

God is sitting on his throne when they arrive. He asks the German Shepherd, “tell me why I should let you into heaven.”

The German Shepherd says, “I’m loyal, and I will protect you from any harm.”

God says, “That’s good. You may sit here on my left,”

Then he asks the Lab, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.”

The Lab says, “I’m cheerful and fun. I love to retrieve. If you drop something,I will pick it up and give it to you.” God says, “That’s good. You may sit here on my right.”

Then he asks the Siamese cat, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.”

The cat says, “You’re sitting in my chair.”

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Retired U.N.C.L.E agent. Living in Laurasia.
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