Tag Archives: humour

Dare we hope that the FEI has come to its senses?

Dare we hope the FEI has come to its senses? Please go to my Blogger site The Horsemadscientist.blogspot.com to read my take on the most recent World Equestrian Games dressage. Advertisements

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Every day is a bad hair day

Every day is a bad hair day I have hair from hell. Well, no. It’s not bad  hair..in fact I get a lot of compliments on its condition. What makes it bad is that it NEVER. EVER. looks good. Please … Continue reading

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My non-horsey husband makes a horse joke

I’ve been so very busy, my blog, The Horse Mad Scientist, has been neglected. Today though, starts a month of my being laid up after foot surgery…so come on down to read the joke. http://thehorsemadscientist.blogspot.com

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The secrets we keep

We horsemen all have secrets. They are usually of two types-personal secrets, such as “I’m afraid to trail ride” or “I don’t really like my horse but can’t bring myself to admit it out loud because I’ve put in thousands … Continue reading

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We're all nuts, you know. We are. So why do I lease a horse?

I’ve been leasing horses for a little over 18 months now. I’ve been doing what is called a ‘partial lease’, wherein the horse stays at home and the owner pays all the bills, and I ride the horse three or … Continue reading

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Dream Pony for Sale

I saw this screamingly funny ad on The Chronicle of the Horse website. The name of the author is sales-fryzd and is linked to a Craigslist ad. I don’t suggest contacting the author, for now I shall call her Anonymous. … Continue reading

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Transporter Interruptus, or Why I Can’t Ride Like Heather.

I’ve discovered why I don’t ride as well as I wish, no matter how hard I try. I’ve been told on a few occasions that I have the ‘ideal’ conformation for a rider. I have a relatively short torso and … Continue reading

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