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Every day is a bad hair day

Every day is a bad hair day I have hair from hell. Well, no. It’s not bad  hair..in fact I get a lot of compliments on its condition. What makes it bad is that it NEVER. EVER. looks good. Please … Continue reading

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My non-horsey husband makes a horse joke

I’ve been so very busy, my blog, The Horse Mad Scientist, has been neglected. Today though, starts a month of my being laid up after foot surgery…so come on down to read the joke. http://thehorsemadscientist.blogspot.com

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The secrets we keep

We horsemen all have secrets. They are usually of two types-personal secrets, such as “I’m afraid to trail ride” or “I don’t really like my horse but can’t bring myself to admit it out loud because I’ve put in thousands … Continue reading

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We're all nuts, you know. We are. So why do I lease a horse?

I’ve been leasing horses for a little over 18 months now. I’ve been doing what is called a ‘partial lease’, wherein the horse stays at home and the owner pays all the bills, and I ride the horse three or … Continue reading

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Dream Pony for Sale

I saw this screamingly funny ad on The Chronicle of the Horse website. The name of the author is sales-fryzd and is linked to a Craigslist ad. I don’t suggest contacting the author, for now I shall call her Anonymous. … Continue reading

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Transporter Interruptus, or Why I Can’t Ride Like Heather.

I’ve discovered why I don’t ride as well as I wish, no matter how hard I try. I’ve been told on a few occasions that I have the ‘ideal’ conformation for a rider. I have a relatively short torso and … Continue reading

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